Lady Satan's Armpit
The Follow-up to Satan’s Guide to Telling Good Bar Jokes is FINALLY here!!!
Lady Lucifer loves collecting seedy settings where alcohol is served in filthy glasses with sides of sex and violence. Bars, saloons, taverns, pubs, watering holes, inns, gin joints, speakeasies, and tap rooms. Of them all, Lady Satan’s Armpit is her favorite. A hellish roadhouse acting as the home base for one of her favorite exhibitions of torture and torment: The Stalker Wars.
A competition hosted by The Cryptid, Creature, and Monster Stalking Group which pits evil supernatural entities against one another to stalk and torture unsuspecting human beings for prizes and bragging rights. The Grand Champion at the end of a season’s game play is the contestant with the longest official recorded stalk time. Afterward, gamepieces get sacrificed to our favorite dark lord – Lady Satan, the Queen of Hell.
It’s season 256 of The Stalker Wars in this extreme horror novel. All of the contestants have been registered. The torment and victimization has begun. Gameplay is heated and tense. Who will be crowned Grand Champion? Who will record the goriest and most violent stalking event? Who will create the most scares? Will it be: The Franklinville Poltergeist? The Blob Monster? Monty the Retired Circus Geek? Any one of the Salem witches? The Ogres? The Executive Board Chupacabra? The Bedroom Bogeyman? You’ll have to read Lady Satan’s Armpit to find out.
Except that season 256 spirals into something new and different for all of its participants. A season that will force the The Cryptid, Creature, and Monster Stalking Group’s by-laws and its contest’s guidelines to be drastically rewritten after the stalkers become the stalked and go missing.
Lady Satan’s Armpit promises lots of laughs and levity, but even more violence, mayhem, sex, and blood.
The Follow-up to Satan’s Guide to Telling Good Bar Jokes is FINALLY here!!!
Lady Lucifer loves collecting seedy settings where alcohol is served in filthy glasses with sides of sex and violence. Bars, saloons, taverns, pubs, watering holes, inns, gin joints, speakeasies, and tap rooms. Of them all, Lady Satan’s Armpit is her favorite. A hellish roadhouse acting as the home base for one of her favorite exhibitions of torture and torment: The Stalker Wars.
A competition hosted by The Cryptid, Creature, and Monster Stalking Group which pits evil supernatural entities against one another to stalk and torture unsuspecting human beings for prizes and bragging rights. The Grand Champion at the end of a season’s game play is the contestant with the longest official recorded stalk time. Afterward, gamepieces get sacrificed to our favorite dark lord – Lady Satan, the Queen of Hell.
It’s season 256 of The Stalker Wars in this extreme horror novel. All of the contestants have been registered. The torment and victimization has begun. Gameplay is heated and tense. Who will be crowned Grand Champion? Who will record the goriest and most violent stalking event? Who will create the most scares? Will it be: The Franklinville Poltergeist? The Blob Monster? Monty the Retired Circus Geek? Any one of the Salem witches? The Ogres? The Executive Board Chupacabra? The Bedroom Bogeyman? You’ll have to read Lady Satan’s Armpit to find out.
Except that season 256 spirals into something new and different for all of its participants. A season that will force the The Cryptid, Creature, and Monster Stalking Group’s by-laws and its contest’s guidelines to be drastically rewritten after the stalkers become the stalked and go missing.
Lady Satan’s Armpit promises lots of laughs and levity, but even more violence, mayhem, sex, and blood.
The Follow-up to Satan’s Guide to Telling Good Bar Jokes is FINALLY here!!!
Lady Lucifer loves collecting seedy settings where alcohol is served in filthy glasses with sides of sex and violence. Bars, saloons, taverns, pubs, watering holes, inns, gin joints, speakeasies, and tap rooms. Of them all, Lady Satan’s Armpit is her favorite. A hellish roadhouse acting as the home base for one of her favorite exhibitions of torture and torment: The Stalker Wars.
A competition hosted by The Cryptid, Creature, and Monster Stalking Group which pits evil supernatural entities against one another to stalk and torture unsuspecting human beings for prizes and bragging rights. The Grand Champion at the end of a season’s game play is the contestant with the longest official recorded stalk time. Afterward, gamepieces get sacrificed to our favorite dark lord – Lady Satan, the Queen of Hell.
It’s season 256 of The Stalker Wars in this extreme horror novel. All of the contestants have been registered. The torment and victimization has begun. Gameplay is heated and tense. Who will be crowned Grand Champion? Who will record the goriest and most violent stalking event? Who will create the most scares? Will it be: The Franklinville Poltergeist? The Blob Monster? Monty the Retired Circus Geek? Any one of the Salem witches? The Ogres? The Executive Board Chupacabra? The Bedroom Bogeyman? You’ll have to read Lady Satan’s Armpit to find out.
Except that season 256 spirals into something new and different for all of its participants. A season that will force the The Cryptid, Creature, and Monster Stalking Group’s by-laws and its contest’s guidelines to be drastically rewritten after the stalkers become the stalked and go missing.
Lady Satan’s Armpit promises lots of laughs and levity, but even more violence, mayhem, sex, and blood.