Giddy-Up Minions!! Unholy Tales from the Riding the Finger Universe
People begged for more horrific tales about the devilish Cult of the Finger. After reading Riding the Finger they pleaded for more violence and dark humor perpetrated in the name of the demoness Eurynome. The Perverse Misadventures of Grampy’s Shovel Buddy left readers craving more sacrificial splatter from Pat, Sasha, the Watcher, the Enigma, Dylan, and Rhonda.
Well, as the Cultum Eurynome dictates in blood upon its evil pages of human flesh, “All Hail the She-Bitch from Hell!” Giddy-Up Minions!!, a collection of short stories from the Riding the Finger Universe, promises to fulfill all of those perverse desires and dark cravings. Celebrate Eurynome alongside those who perform her evil bidding with 4 brand new or rarely seen tales.
Thrall provides Cotton Rudolph’s (Grampy from The Perverse Misadventures of Grampy’s Shovel Buddy) background and origin story. It describes in lurid, creepy detail how he became associated with the Cult of the Finger and was introduced to Eurynome through Sasha.
Sacrificial Lamb is a first person account from a victim of one of the cult’s many bloody ceremonies. This particular sacrifice is used to initiate new members into Eurynome’s fold through sexual ritual and cannibalism. One existing, and hopefully familiar minion, will receive acolyte status.
Kassandra: Shaming is my Superpower explores the life of Murphy Rudolph’s cousin as it answers the mystery of the left side doorway in Grampy’s warehouse. It also focuses on Kassandra’s online victimization when the Enigma chooses to focus all of her cunning sociopathic power on Cotton Rudolph’s unsuspecting granddaughter.
That’s How Horror Movies Get Started Nowadays...takes a dark, humorous look at how innocent victims are claimed by The Cult of the Finger. It depicts two men so wrapped up in their social media contributions they allow themselves to be easily taken captive and put to use by our favorite high priestesses in praise of their beloved Eurynome.
So grab plenty of hand sanitizer, hop in, and buckle up. We are about to take a fun ride into the gory violence and uninhibited mayhem known as the Riding the Finger Universe. Giddy-Up Minions!! is sure to leave you feeling a little bit dirty while wearing an awkward, frightened smile.
People begged for more horrific tales about the devilish Cult of the Finger. After reading Riding the Finger they pleaded for more violence and dark humor perpetrated in the name of the demoness Eurynome. The Perverse Misadventures of Grampy’s Shovel Buddy left readers craving more sacrificial splatter from Pat, Sasha, the Watcher, the Enigma, Dylan, and Rhonda.
Well, as the Cultum Eurynome dictates in blood upon its evil pages of human flesh, “All Hail the She-Bitch from Hell!” Giddy-Up Minions!!, a collection of short stories from the Riding the Finger Universe, promises to fulfill all of those perverse desires and dark cravings. Celebrate Eurynome alongside those who perform her evil bidding with 4 brand new or rarely seen tales.
Thrall provides Cotton Rudolph’s (Grampy from The Perverse Misadventures of Grampy’s Shovel Buddy) background and origin story. It describes in lurid, creepy detail how he became associated with the Cult of the Finger and was introduced to Eurynome through Sasha.
Sacrificial Lamb is a first person account from a victim of one of the cult’s many bloody ceremonies. This particular sacrifice is used to initiate new members into Eurynome’s fold through sexual ritual and cannibalism. One existing, and hopefully familiar minion, will receive acolyte status.
Kassandra: Shaming is my Superpower explores the life of Murphy Rudolph’s cousin as it answers the mystery of the left side doorway in Grampy’s warehouse. It also focuses on Kassandra’s online victimization when the Enigma chooses to focus all of her cunning sociopathic power on Cotton Rudolph’s unsuspecting granddaughter.
That’s How Horror Movies Get Started Nowadays...takes a dark, humorous look at how innocent victims are claimed by The Cult of the Finger. It depicts two men so wrapped up in their social media contributions they allow themselves to be easily taken captive and put to use by our favorite high priestesses in praise of their beloved Eurynome.
So grab plenty of hand sanitizer, hop in, and buckle up. We are about to take a fun ride into the gory violence and uninhibited mayhem known as the Riding the Finger Universe. Giddy-Up Minions!! is sure to leave you feeling a little bit dirty while wearing an awkward, frightened smile.
People begged for more horrific tales about the devilish Cult of the Finger. After reading Riding the Finger they pleaded for more violence and dark humor perpetrated in the name of the demoness Eurynome. The Perverse Misadventures of Grampy’s Shovel Buddy left readers craving more sacrificial splatter from Pat, Sasha, the Watcher, the Enigma, Dylan, and Rhonda.
Well, as the Cultum Eurynome dictates in blood upon its evil pages of human flesh, “All Hail the She-Bitch from Hell!” Giddy-Up Minions!!, a collection of short stories from the Riding the Finger Universe, promises to fulfill all of those perverse desires and dark cravings. Celebrate Eurynome alongside those who perform her evil bidding with 4 brand new or rarely seen tales.
Thrall provides Cotton Rudolph’s (Grampy from The Perverse Misadventures of Grampy’s Shovel Buddy) background and origin story. It describes in lurid, creepy detail how he became associated with the Cult of the Finger and was introduced to Eurynome through Sasha.
Sacrificial Lamb is a first person account from a victim of one of the cult’s many bloody ceremonies. This particular sacrifice is used to initiate new members into Eurynome’s fold through sexual ritual and cannibalism. One existing, and hopefully familiar minion, will receive acolyte status.
Kassandra: Shaming is my Superpower explores the life of Murphy Rudolph’s cousin as it answers the mystery of the left side doorway in Grampy’s warehouse. It also focuses on Kassandra’s online victimization when the Enigma chooses to focus all of her cunning sociopathic power on Cotton Rudolph’s unsuspecting granddaughter.
That’s How Horror Movies Get Started Nowadays...takes a dark, humorous look at how innocent victims are claimed by The Cult of the Finger. It depicts two men so wrapped up in their social media contributions they allow themselves to be easily taken captive and put to use by our favorite high priestesses in praise of their beloved Eurynome.
So grab plenty of hand sanitizer, hop in, and buckle up. We are about to take a fun ride into the gory violence and uninhibited mayhem known as the Riding the Finger Universe. Giddy-Up Minions!! is sure to leave you feeling a little bit dirty while wearing an awkward, frightened smile.